I'm Tami I love country music, playing guitar and singing .I love my family and my friends who ROCK! I also love everything how I met your mother, spongebob,One Direction and sherlock holmes.Ask me anything Submit
- me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
- mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band<p>then vacuums the room the tv is in.</p>
feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with
- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
- Mom: I thought you were going to sleep early tonight?
- Me: MOM CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY SOBBING MY EYES OUT BECAUSE OF A FICTIONAL CHARACTER?
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