May212013

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

onthesideoftheotters:

remember the time when spock quoted sherlock and then sherlock was in the next movie

that’s how you summon Benedict Cumberbatch

(Source: danaykroyd, via assbuttsinaforest)

May192013
May182013
7PM

fagology:

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

image

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

yay i get 9 free donuts

(via georgannaisasuperhero)

11AM
  • me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
  • mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band<p>then vacuums the room the tv is in.</p>
May172013

assbuttmcgee:

mr-radical:

feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with

image

#feeling intimidated by people you’re already friends with

(via adasmonsterandtheimpossiblegirl)

May152013
Love this movie and the book even more

Love this movie and the book even more

(Source: scullandoars, via 2paingah)

May142013
  • (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
  • Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
  • (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
  • Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
  • Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
  • Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
  • (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
  • Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
4PM

zaymmaliks:

SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR

(via ourdarkillusions)

May132013
  • Mom: I thought you were going to sleep early tonight?
  • Me: MOM CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY SOBBING MY EYES OUT BECAUSE OF A FICTIONAL CHARACTER?
← Older entries Page 1 of 56